Indeed, there are two types of Vapers:
- Those who know Empire Brew
- Those who don’t
If you’ve tried dessert juices, the new fruit line by Dinner Lady, and the critically acclaimed Lemon Tart, you know Empire Brew is the truth. It’s a zero-sum Battle of the Juices . . . almost. Here are a couple of notes about juices I’ve tested:
- As the title suggests, all dessert juices are heavy on sugar. Heavy. However, Dinner Lady’s Berry Blast is the best berry juice I’ve had. The notes are not subtle at all. You get what you pay for, and you can almost taste the raspberries, and cherries (Yes, those largely reserved for fruit cakes, and only eaten raw by psychopaths, such as myself). It’s not tart at all because of the sugar part of things. However, if you’re looking for some tart, Lemon Lady is your friend.
- Empire Brew . . . This is the best line of juices out here. Mango Lytchee is the best juice I have ever had. It’s just the best. I don’t quite know what else to say. The consistency is nice and thick, you can taste and smell the mango. It’s a job well done. You can quote me on that, and I’m open to bets upwards of USD 1 million.
- I did not like the Watermelon juice from Dinner Lady, because it tastes and vapes inauthentic. Sure, for the first few days the watermelon is a welcome taste, because it’s vaguely familiar (When’s the last time you had a Watermelon? That ruracio where it was dumped in a soup of mukimo, njahi, and a side of tasty beef stew full of onions . . . and water. Lmao, jk jk.). However, after a few days, it tastes like a proper industrial (read mad chemical taste) version of what a watermelon tastes and smells like, kind of like watermelon flavored lollipops. Bleugh.
- There is a Tobacco Honey flavor I sampled once, don’t quite remember from which company. However, if you do get it, and you’re on a pod system, it’s the bomb dot com. It has a very corporate/professional taste to it that is akin to opulence. The tobacco honey is a dominant presence. Now, that might seem obvious, but with juices, you never quite know what you’ll get. With this flavor though: Elevated Opulence.
- There’s a juice I haven’t mentioned before: Aisu’s Pink Guava. Goodness. If you’ve ever had a ripe, juicy guava whose insides are mega pink from the village, this is what you’ll get with this juice. Plus, Aisu is Japanese for ice; so you don’t have to get a chiller with this juice. How neat is that? Pretty good, but not as consistent as Empire Brew’s Mango Lytchee.
- There’s a second juice I am yet to mention, Tastism. You’ll learn over time that Malyasian juices are packed with severely unnatural tastes. This should make sense, because Dinner Lady’s line of dessert juices make sense. Catch my drift? You’ve had dessert before, one way or another, a lemon tart, meringue, and so on, and so forth. The Malyasian juices on the other hand taste purely experimental. That’s a good thing right? Takes a while to get accustomed to change.
Overall:
|
|
Dinner Lady Berry Blast. Here are 4 other juices you can try (✬✬✬):
|
|
Empire Brew Mango Lychee. You can try one other EB juice and a couple other Mango flavored juices (✬✬✬✬✬):
|
|
| Unknown Tobacoo Honey I tested a sample, however, keep an eye on website 😉 (✬✬✬✬) | |
| Aisu Pink Guava. Keep an eye on the website. Meanwhile, you can try out Aisu’s Cucumber. Let us know what you think. (✬✬✬) |
Wondering what a pod system is? You’ll find a bunch of the products here. You can use this as you transition from the stinkies, aka les cigarettes. Once you’re grown, lol, you can switch to a mod. I started off with the Smok Priv V8 (Check out the Smok Mag Grip that is currently in stock), and I now use Voopoo’s Drag 2 Platinum.
A pod system works best if you’re using more nicotine compared to juice, and you can request for nic shots by getting in touch with us, and thereafter head on over to Youtube to get some basic instructions. Regardless, we’re here for you. Shoot those questions. Unlike your Chemistry and Math teachers, no question is silly to us, and we do not carry with us the pain of not achieving our dreams. We’ll listen, and help.